Graffitis on argentinean walls

I've just translated these:

"In Argentina we have the best legislators money can buy"

"We don’t want any more reality. We want promises!"

"We’ll always stand by our government (‘cause if we stand in front of it, it fucks us
and if we stand behind it, it shits on us)"

"The country was on the edge of an abyss, but with Mr. de la Rua we’ve taken a step forward."

"These floods are not a result of rivers overflowing but of the country sinking"

"Power to bitches! (‘cause we didn’t have much luck with their sons)"

... and though there be an external debt, let it not be eternal!